Take a walk to the nearest forest. If you are lucky, upon arrival an acorn will fall exactly thirty two and a half feet and land in a small hollow shaded by a yellow spotted toadstool. Take a right and walk three more paces, under a thick covering of ferns you should see a small footpath open up. Follow that path exactly ten steps and take a sniff. 

If you smell rising dough and crispy pepperoni, continue on. If not, turn on your heel and retreat, it is not yet time. Twenty more steps should carry you to your destination. Crouch and peak under a large leaf to your left, you may even see a small stream of smoke escaping into the canopy. Do you see it? The Pizza House?

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