Has shouting into the void for answers failed you? Pizza based divination just a little too messy for your studio apartment? The Pizzamas crew is pleased to present you with this classy alternative to the mystical arts: A Magic Pizza Ball!

Simply ask your question while maintaining eye contact with Pizza John. Do not blink. Give the ball a gentle shake. You didn’t blink right? Only then may you turn the ball over to reveal the answer to your query. Guaranteed almost possibly true answers every time.

This Magic Pizza Ball is about 4” wide.