Pizzamas 2025 is over!

Thanks for participating in our favorite silly holiday! Orders have started shipping, and everything will be shipped by December 5th.

In the meantime, we've got some final hot sauce and mystery products available on DFTBA.com!

Pizzamas Leftovers

  • PJ's Cayenne Hot Sauce

  • PJ's Chipotle Hot Sauce

  • Pizzamas Leftovers

    Stickers, zines, clog charms, and more!

Our Goods

No time to cook? Pizzamas to the rescue.
  • Person eating pizza outdoors wearing a light pink shirt with cartoon cat john figures and text.
    Light pink t-shirt with one large and one small cat Pizza John, next to the words "Don't ever talk to me or my son or his pizza ever again" on a green textured background

    Don't Ever Talk to Me or My Son or His Pizza Ever Again Shirt

    $32.00
    Sold Out
  • Colorful pizzamas-themed DM screen on a blue surface with pizza in the background
    Pizza John DM Screen

    Pizza John DM Screen

    $45.00 $36.00
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  • Person posing with arms raised. They are wearing a jean vest with a cat-themed pizza john shirt and vibrant pizzamas-themed pajama pants in a colorful urban setting
    Person wearing a colorful pizza-themed pajama pants, standing over pizza.

    Pizza John Pajama Bottoms

    $50.00
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  • Person wearing a black t-shirt with a video-game themed Pizza John design in an outdoor setting
    Dark gray t-shirt with a graphic design resembling a space-themed video game on a green textured background

    Pizza Fighter Shirt

    $32.00
    Sold Out
  I mean…enough said.

  • Practical

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    No bad stuff

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    Always Fresh

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    Cheesy

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    Comfy

  • pizza john face

    Pizza

Today's Special

  • Red puffy bag with pizza-themed design on a dark textured background
  • Person holding a red puffy bag with white designs on a dark background
  • Two people standing together outdoors, wearing sunglasses and Pizzamas shirts
  • Red puffy bag with pizza-themed pattern on a textured surface

Pizza John Puffer Train Case

Regular price $33.00 Sale price $45.00
Unit price per

Put anything in here except maybe a few slices of pizza…it’ll get greasy.

Note: This case is not insulated, but it is delightfully puffy!

More delicious products:

  • Coloring book titled 'Pizza John Forever Coloring Book' on a textured green surface
    Black and white coloring page with Pizza John as vegetables on a textured green surface

    Pizza John Forever Coloring Book

    $20.00
    Regular price
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  • Person wearing a headscarf with a red hair clip with Pizza John's face in an urban setting
    Person with a hair clip featuring a face design outdoors

    Pizza John Hair Claw

    $18.00
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    Unit price per
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  • Pink plush keychain in the shape of a cartoon cat, holding a pizza, with Pizza John's face
    Two people wearing sunglasses, one holding a pink keychain with a pizza john cat design.

    Pizza John Plush Keychain

    $25.00
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Group of six people posing outdoors on stone steps wearing various Pizzamas shirts

"I don’t know why I love that, but I know I want it as a shirt."

-John Green

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